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Time for a joke!   (September 21, 2007)

Things have been a bit serious around here. It's time to lighten up and retell an old joke...

I've sure gotten old. I've had two by-pass surgeries. A hip replacement and new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind and can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded or subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. I have poor circulation and can hardly feel my hands and feet. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, and I have lost all my friends.

Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

Got any good ones that mention diabetes? Share them with everyone by adding the joke as a comment here.

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Dr. Bill Quick began writing at HealthCentral's diabetes website in November, 2006. These essays are reproduced at D-is-for-Diabetes with the permission of HealthCentral.

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